Powered by Podcasts and Poor Sleep Heavyweight tee

Sleep is for people who don’t have a six-part investigation, three comedy episodes, a rewatch recap, and one “quick” interview with a mushroom scientist queued up.

The Powered by Podcasts and Poor Sleep Heavyweight Tee is for the noble audio goblin who knows bedtime is just a loose suggestion. Featuring a retro 70s-inspired design with big groovy lettering and vintage screen-print vibes, this shirt proudly announces your two main fuel sources: podcasts and the kind of sleep schedule that makes your phone concerned for you.

It’s printed on a premium heavyweight tee with a structured fit, so even when your brain is running on 14% battery and a host-read mattress ad, your outfit still looks put together. Made with soft combed ring-spun cotton, it’s comfy enough for late-night listening, early-morning regret, and pretending you didn’t start another episode at 12:47am.

Wear it to brunch. Wear it to the studio. Wear it while pacing dramatically during a true crime cliffhanger. No judgement here.

Why you’ll love it:

• Heavyweight premium feel for maximum “I have my life together” energy
• Soft combed ring-spun cotton, because tired people deserve comfort
• Structured regular fit that looks good even if your sleep tracker disagrees
• Retro podcast design for professional over-listeners
• Excellent for hosts, fans, editors, night owls, and anyone emotionally attached to their queue

Product details:

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton
• Charcoal Heather and Carbon Grey are 60% cotton and 40% polyester
• Fabric weight: 6.5 oz/yd² / 220 g/m²
• 20 singles
• Regular fit
• Side-seamed construction
• 1 × 1 rib at collar
• Single-needle edge stitch 7/8″