Too Slow — Speedrunner athletic tee

You didn’t come here to listen at normal speed.

The Too Slow Podcast Speedrunner Tee is for podcast fans who consume 14 hours of content before breakfast, skip silences like a professional athlete, and consider “playback speed optimisation” a personality trait.

Featuring a vibrant anime-inspired street-art design bursting with chaotic audio energy, this shirt celebrates the beautiful madness of modern podcast culture: overloaded queues, rapid-fire ideas, and the eternal quest to finish “just one more episode.”

Printed on an official Under ArmourⓇ athletic tee, it’s built for movement—whether you’re speed-walking through your backlog, lifting weights while listening to business podcasts, or pretending your 9th consecutive episode counts as “research.”

Why You’ll Love It
Ultra-comfortable performance fabric
Lightweight and quick-drying for all-day wear
Relaxed unisex fit with a fuller athletic cut
Bold high-detail artwork designed to stand out
Perfect for podcast addicts, audiobook speedrunners, and productivity goblins

Specs
60% cotton / 40% polyester
Fabric weight: 7.41 oz./yd.² (251.24 g/m²)
Split hem
Heatseal Under ArmourⓇ logo

Warning: may cause strangers to ask, “Wait… you actually listen at 2x?”